Jeremy Bent-ham

I wrote a pitch for a Christmas movie. My inspiration was a recent philosophical debate spotted in the Hacker News comment section and my previous failed startup idea: Roland Topor Fidget Spinner. Here we go:

IN A WORLD...

Nikki is 5 years old. Her parents need to urgently leave the house, but due to an earlier mishap with a babysitter and financial difficulties decide to leave her only with Jeremy Bentham — a leg of cured ham, acting as both source of sustenance and moral support.

Jeremy Bent-ham is a story of friendship, utilitarian morality and a proof that even in the darkest times — kindness, compassion, and salt are the best cure.


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a giant foot-shaped snail with a house on its back. the house is still in construction, with a big crane towering above it The image is a stylized black-and-white illustration. In the lower left corner, there is a small, cozy-looking house with smoke rising from its chimney. The smoke, however, does not dissipate into the air but instead forms a dark, looming cloud. Within the cloud, the silhouette of a large, menacing face is visible, with its eyes and nose peeking through the darkness. The creature, perhaps a cat, appears to be watching over the house ominously, creating a sense of foreboding or unease.